Bring a little sass (and a lot of function) to your holiday kitchen with our “Alexa, Baste the Turkey and Refill My Glass” dish towel. Designed to be both playful and practical, this towel combines festive humor with professional-grade cleaning power.
Crafted from high-quality waffle weave microfiber, it’s super absorbent, lint-free, and streak-free—perfect for soaking up spills, drying dishes, polishing glassware, or tackling those inevitable Thanksgiving messes. Safe for virtually all hard surfaces, from marble to stainless steel, without leaving a scratch.
Whether you’re wiping down countertops, shining your wine glasses, or just displaying it as part of your holiday decor, this towel delivers style, functionality, and a touch of humor—because let’s face it, we all wish Alexa could handle the turkey and the refills!
Care Instructions:
Machine or hand wash in warm water with like colors. Air dry or tumble dry on low. Avoid bleach, fabric softeners, and dryer sheets to maintain absorbency.
Key Features:
Generous Size: 16" x 28" (40.6 cm x 71.1 cm)
Material: Waffle weave microfiber
Edges: Professionally sewn for durability
Absorbency: Professional grade (350–399 gsm)
A perfect blend of holiday humor and everyday utility—because the best kitchen helpers are the ones that make you laugh while they get the job done.